The Satanic Imam: Signs and Symptoms

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There are many ways to determine whether an "imam" or a "maulana" or a "syed" or a "sheikh," etc. (whichever way you want to spell these fancy and egotistic titles and there are countless ways to do so) has gone bad, very, very bad:

  1. If a turbaned "syed," he considers himself implicitly or more often explicitly to be special and requires special treatment because he wraps his head with a piece of black shroud and claims to be a descendant of the holy line of Prophet Muhammad, PBUH&HF.
  2. He declares those who question or reject his leadership or refuse to serve him or decline to provide him with Khoms and other types of financial donations to be apostates and U.S. government spies.
  3. He seeks the interference of terror organizations such as Hezbollah, VEVAK (the intelligence arm of the Velayat-e Faqih clerical regime of Iran), the Pasdaran mercenaries (i.e., the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps - IRGC), and the Basij thugs, in the lives and affairs of those who have abandoned, rejected, defied, or upset him.
  4. He fills the management groups of his Islamist center with Iranian regime operatives, Basij thugs, Hezbollah terrorists, and their likes.
  5. Foul odor comes out of his mouth whenever Ali Khamenei farts out his messages of hate and bitterness somewhere in occupied Iran. In other words, Khamenei would say something evil and his hench-maulana would repeat it in the United States like a parrot or a tape recorder.
  6. He sends word to every Islamic center in the lands that his real or imaginary adversary is an "undercover FBI agent" or a "Mosad operative," etc, trying to "get them..." Watch out Khomeinist: There may be an FBI agent inside your cloak or even beneath your turban (in your sick mind)!
  7. He refuses to keep and raise a U.S. flag in his Islamist center or mosque lest this upsets Baba Khomeini in his bloody grave and gives Baba Khamenei a nastier-than-usual mood. (You never wanna upset Seyed Ali [Khamenei] for he may slam you with an irreversible killer-fatwa that sends every Faqihi thug after you. Baba Khamenei can get you even if you flee to the Moon: Remember, nowadays, his regime is considered a space power!! Yes, the IRGC has already launched TWO satellites into space!!!! Can you believe that: TWO, I mean TWO satellites!! Wow, not even Libya has been able to do that!! Anyway, you flee to the Moon and you may be slammed with an IRGC rocket even there!)
  8. He habitually takes advantage of the pulpit of Rasoulullah (Prophet Muhammad), PBUH&HF, to make jabs at those whom he dislikes for one true or imaginary reason or another. True the purpose of the pulpit is to educate, inspire, and save souls, but it doesn't hurt to use it to settle scores once and a while or does it?!?
  9. He launches covert slander campaigns, with the pretext of defending Islam and the Muslim community, against those who question his behavior, defy him, or side with a competing mullah, etc.
  10. He brags that he settles his scores with his adversaries in the wee and dawn hours by cursing and casting spells on them while they sleep.
  11. He works systemically to isolate those who do not want to be enslaved by him by painting them as a danger to the community. In reality he is the greatest of all dangers to everyone around him first and foremost because he is the explicit and overt agent of foreign and hostile anti-West, anti-American, anti-freedom, and anti-liberty entities (e.g., the Velayat-e Faqih Regime of Iran, Hezbollah, the Qa'eda, etc...)
  12. He obsesses about the level of presence at his center and the centers of his competitors.
  13. He feels a great joy when his spies send him word that the level of attendance at competing mosques has declined.
  14. His heart fills with envy and bitterness whenever he hears that competing Islamic centers are doing very well.
  15. He wants to control or have a say in all Islamic centers in his area.
  16. He makes persistent claims that he runs the biggest Islamic center or mosque along with the largest parking lot in the land!
  17. He has the body of a man and the heart of a scorpion.

Signs and symptoms indeed... Verily, such a cleric is aalem-e soo.